Edit: I like my second one better. Ah well.

MAXED OUT INDEFINITELY

I don’t understand what The Matrix has to do with anything.

OUT INDEFINITELY                                                               BurkeCommunications.com

We’ve all been there

ETA: It wasn’t until after making this in Paint and posting that I was able to finally get to the generator. Even then, it still seems to have gotten the hug of death.

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

The mockery of that graphic is not mockery of Darnold. I mean, there is plenty of mockery to go around, but Gabe stuck to mocking the network and the Jets.

Everyone knows about the 1972 Dolphins ex-players celebrating the demise of the last undefeated team every year. Far fewer have heard about the Suicide Pact they made if the Dolphins were to ever finish a season 0-16. Let’s make this happen people.

They’ve been outscored 102-10 over two weeks. That’s terrible. I run an NFL survivor tournament where I work and I’m sure the Dolphins are going to be the team the majority pick against for a big portion for however long my tournament lasts.