I’d like to see the language of the actual policy, because that memo is pretty vague and doesn’t stipulate that it has to be from an accredited university. There are online degree mills that will probably give him “credit for prior learning” or “credit for life experience” for half of the required credits, cash a…

“Paul feels robbed? Cry me a fuckin’ river. You know why he’s Rich, right?”
-Peter

Agent poll tax.

The NCAA continues working hard to make sure young black men don't get paid 

Paying coaches to coach players and then paying a consulting firm to tell the coaches how to coach after said coaches get the team to the playoffs is some Inception level rich guy dipshittery. Classic Dolan

I have my MBA and over a decade of corporate experience. Here’s the summary of my recommendations:

Missed opportunity to have a Bring Out Your Dead night and tie it in with Jerry Garcia’s birthday! 

I’m sure there is some way we can blame Stan Kroenke for all of this, right?

Someone better warn John Elway not to go grazing out there.

I envy everyone who has never been to Commerce City, CO and is therefore surprised by this

Let’s Rebrand The Clippers

Goddamn you. (“It looks like you’re renaming your NBA franchise. Would you like help?”

Word

Perfect. But they have to keep their blue uniforms (or sign an extremely depressed big man) so that someone on the team can create space on the perimeter for Kawhi and Paul, earning the nickname Blue Screen of Death

The Los Angeles Clippy

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Your logic is sound and accurate in most scenarios in which logic can be applied.

Dude seems to be upset that a 33 win team got handed the best player of all time and he suddenly had expectations. By the way, this was after convincing his boss at the time to draft Anthony Bennett #1 overall (which essentially got said boss fired and Griffin promoted to GM) and bringing in David Blatt (among other gr…

Crying from misery after winning the Championship seems like a very Cleveland thing to do