What a time to be a goddamned Nuggets fan

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Bill Walton gives this 4 out of 5 Dark Stars

The song came out in 2006, when Jokić was a roly-poly 11-year-old.

Who among us hasn’t dreamed of dancing naked under a tree in Serbia to classic European techno-pop?

This but Nikola Jokic.

God damn it. 

Tough luck for Lin, but since the NBA decided to go to a 3-on-3 format, there are just fewer spots available. Basic math.

What is the statute of limitations on the editorial staff torture of Kyle Wagner?

It’s even better if you mix up the letters. ‘This Nate Peterman Is Growing On Me’ in an anagram for ‘Warmongering Penis Neath Some Tit’

Guess we forgot the ever-enviable ‘grit’ and ‘football knowledge’ scores. I’m sure they’ve got those behind the paid content section.

ok now, that? hella romantic.

is this me growing on Nate Peterman?

See, I don’t understand it when people try to defend a quarterback’s lousy performances by saying that some of the games were played against competent football teams, and there was some inclement weather.

I think the full quote was, “THIS GUY NATHAN PETERMAN, I CALL HIM SPOROTHRICHOSIS BECAUSE HE’S GROWING ON ME”

The context of those seven words, which should never be uttered in that order, is even better.

But he’s got some talent. He’s got some athleticism