Vontaze Burfict, .... Richie Incognito.

Still my all-time favorite entry from WYTS, from 2014:

The only question left to be answered is whether Gruden’s contract will merely end up being the worst ever for a coach, or if it turns out to be worst contract in the history of sports.

I would argue at least half of Batman’s Rouges Gallery is nicer than Richie Incognito. 

The Raiders are the embodiment of the guy that goes out of his way to bump you on the sidewalk, then trips over his own feet when he tries to turn around and start something

No, Mike, you can’t. But you also don’t have to turn your locker room into goddamned Arkham, either.

Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

Sometimes I read these and think “Wow, Magary’s really funny. He made all these jokes and exaggerations about the Ravens/Bears/Seahawks/Whoever. He’s so clever, that Drew. Ha ha ha ... so, so funny. Deadspin is really lucky to have him. Guffaw”

shut up

The Raiders also gave the Bears a 2nd round pick because just trading a future Hall of Famer alone wasn’t Raidersry enough

Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough. 

Developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers

If ever there were a dude who had his sweat glands disabled through advanced medicine, it'd be him.

The fact that Steve Ballmer isn’t consistently soaking-wet is incredible.

The other child, unfortunately, was born as one of the Deviants. He had purple skin and a pronounced, bumpy chin, and though he had a relatively normal childhood alongside his brother at first, things eventually took a turn and he grew up to be a genocidal maniac with a fondness for wiping out half of all life in…

*whispers* Click the link in the last line of my story.

And now we have, I don’t know—at one point in time there were 65 waivers that were given in a year.

that’s amazing. 

This is pretty shitty, especially since he was just trying to figure out kinja