I can’t be trusted

It’s like he’s just getting Momento notes

Hitting Lebron, getting suspended for it and likely costing your team a title is a stupid thing to do.

Even the Jar Jar Binks back tattoo guy thinks that Drake’s ink was in poor taste.

Speaking of regrettable tattoos, a close friend/fellow marine and I had a very drunken night out in shitty, shitty Jacksonville,NC (camp lejeune). I bet him he couldnt get a tattoo that nobody else in the world has....so he got a tattoo of a bologna sandwich on a red plate. I wish I still had a picture to add but it’s…

Not pictured: Drake’s tattoo of the entire roster of the 1956 Philadelphia Warriors

Drake is a monster. Does no one remember that he used to pretend to be handicapped?!

There should be some sort of 3 way name swamp in which the Toronto Raptors send their name to Utah, who become the Utah Raptors (a real dinosaur!), the Jazz name goes back to New Orleans where it belongs, and the entire New Orleans Pelicans franchise is blasted into the center of the sun.

I guess then Toronto gets the…

Your move, Bakersfield. 

Captain Anti-America

And a bunch of rich assholes would die trying to climb it.

This is truly some bush league shit

Yes clearly it is the *checks notes* KKK and fascists who are the true patriots.

Oh look, actual athleticism on a baseball diamond. I’m sure that violated thirteen unwritten rules about not running faster than Babe Ruth ever could, so he will be beaned in the crotch next up-bat.

But when it reached the part of the speech where Reagan addressed “the enemies of freedom,” the following images were shown: A protester in a beanie with an anti-fascist slogan

They also removed Birth of a Nation from their rain delay rotation.

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.