I, uh...

As a lifelong O’s fan all I can do is wear my hat proudly and wonder silently what the hell happened.... Oh well at least it looks like a duck right?

You're taking the position that this beef is NOT dumb? Bold of you. 

“I’m a 30-year-old man with two kids. I’ve got a mortgage and everything. And he wants to loud-talk as he’s running off the field. I’ve got to be a man about it.”

Filed To: SUBPRIME BEEF

Odd. Normally, it’s the Catholic schoolboys who get pounded in the butt by a man with a cross.

Not sure Christ really cares much about gold medals. He got hung up on some silver, though.

gonna sign with Arsenal

I believe the technical term for a Butt Doktor is a Proktologist.

I’m more impressed that Dan Cortese is somehow kicking corners for a high school soccer team. 

Western Christian High School player Caleb Doktor

Why are you assuming it wasn’t intentional?  That’s EXACTLY the sort of thing a minor league team would do to draw interest.

Anybody else itching to watch some baseball?

Good to see everyone still celebrating Tiger’s Masters win.

Abstinence-only sex education doesn't work, the minors need this.

To be fair, the majority of cases in both men and women are asymptomatic.

Much to the chagrin of Jimmy Dugan. 

Even though it's the minors, how many people do you think signed off on that without noticing any problems?