My first thought was, “Wow, her back legs must be really strong to pull off jumps like those.” And then I remembered humans only have one pair of legs

between now and 2004

#humanhorse is a hashtag I am not going to click at work. 

A quick search shows that there’s plenty of people who like to run and jump like horses, the most famous of which is Anna Salander

Is this a sex thing? This seems like a sex thing. 

I have a question: what the hell, man

But no mention of John Elway, who ran for over 3,400 career yards looking like a horse?

A member of the Deadspin staff who shall go unnamed claims to be an experienced horse jumper with the ability to clear a picnic table like Kirstine

I cannot remember the last time something I saw on this site has upset me as much as this has.

this is the stupidest goddamn thing i’ve seen on this website, and I watched the entire video of Barry killing himself with scrambled eggs.  fuck

I had no idea that Troy Aikman has a CDL.

Joe Morgan’s idiocy went well beyond his disdain for OBP. That’s why an entire website was named after firing him, and the website had a huge following.

Tim McCarver: Nostalgia, eh? I’ve always though that the thing is, you can’t get nostalgic for something that happened in the future. That’s how you know I used to be a color commentator, rather than being one in the future. They say time is a flat circle, but really, I’ve never seen time in any physical way, only the…

Let’s remember Morgan for his real contribution - An entire website and style of sports journalism criticism created to ridicule the stupid shit that he wrote and said.

how about a little love for when monday night football meant something...........”Get schwifty” with these guys and dab on the haters

Because pitching wins are a dumb stat.

An incel quits after the first strike-out and goes home to the internet to rant about how much he hates the “opponent”. The Rockies strike-out but keep at it and end up scoring multiple times.

It can’t be. They won the game.

Looks like the Rockies just became the Official Team of incels everywhere.