Yeah, it should be a lot more money and a lifetime ban.

This is generally a part of the terms and conditions when purchasing a a ticket to an NBA game.

Actually a number of dinosaur fossils were found during construction the most notable of which was a one thousand pound triceratops skull (which is why Dinger is a triceratops.)

Is that Jenna Bush? Cause only one family comes to mind when it comes to alcoholism and knocking down towers.

Literally yes.

Even if he did get paid, who cares? He should get paid. Also, it’s illegal to pay an employee solely in ‘non-monetary compensation’, that’s why company scrip isn’t a thing anymore.

You should probably tell your sister that, statistically speaking, she’s more likely to be shot with her own firearm by an assailant than she is to shoot an assailant. Tell her to buy some mace instead.

Literally no. There is no redemption to be had for Art Briles.

It’s bad enough knowing what Ted Cruz cranks it to, I don’t want to know about Rudy’s habits.

Shoulda hired Charlie Kelly.

Truman Peyote might be my all time favorite NotY entrant.

Storm Duck shouldn’t even have made it out of the first round. #JusticeForTrumanPeyote

Jokic dropping triple doubles while looking like a newborn baby giraffe stumbling up and down the court has to be number one.

Actually that degree is damn near worthless since the players don’t have time to actually get anything out of it seeing as how they spend 50+ hours a week doing a job they don’t get paid for instead of, ya know, studying and shit.

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Fired for making the subtext into a headline.

You forgot McClendon, who crashed the bus into an abutment.

Stevens wants to play is the RIGHT way

This doesn’t even touch on the fact that there doesn’t seem to be the conclusive evidence needed to overturn the call on the ice that Landeskog wasn’t touching the blueline.