I wish he would buy the Avalanche. Fuck the Kroenkes.

27-year-old Mike Trout could retire now and probably make it in the hall of fame.

Don Zimmer got what he deserved. If he didn’t want to get his dumb bald head bowled, he shouldn’t have tried to fight Pedro.

One of the ‘Netflix Originals’ he mentioned is literally not even a Netflix show. Peaky Blinders is a BBC show that Netflix simply has the US distribution rights for.

Russian Doll and The Umbrella Academy, Netflix has actually done great this year.

I stopped reading when you mentioned Peaky Blinders which is not even a Netflix original. It’s a BBC show.

Isner, Harrison, and Sandgren are all known chuds. I’ve never heard anything bad about Querrey or Sock, and Tiafoe seems cool.

In what world is 28-year-old Raonic, who went pro eleven years ago, an up-and-comer?

So you’re telling me that Christian Hackenberg and Zach Mettenberger are actually two different people? Get the fuck out of here.

Dan Haren’s got you covered.

Now do Tessa Thompson.

As Chuck pointed out, the great thing about a player like Jokic, even if he’s having an awful night shooting the basketball, he can still contribute by being a very good rebounder and an elite passer.

Do people honestly not remember Charles Barkley’s playing days? The doughy goober thing isn’t new.

Do people honestly not remember Charles Barkley’s playing days? The doughy goober thing isn’t new.

You mean this noise?

Mike Cernovich is crying alone in a dark room surrounded by empty discarded bottles of Gorilla Mind Smooth.

The Rockies also had a pitcher batting .300.

Back then fewer players wore batting gloves and thus couldn’t adjust them three times after every pitch.

Seriously, you can’t even do a two inch mill without hitting those fibers.

That wouldn’t work. Stormbreaker is much larger than Mjolnir, if it was Mjolnir he wouldn’t be able to put it on the ground and lean against it like he did.