That was assuredly not Ted Cruz who posted that. It was an intern.

Municipalize all sports teams.

Hey dude. Fuck off.

‘It’s okay to immoral as long as it’s not explicitly illegal’ is one hell of a take.

Who cares?

Remember when ARod graciously changed positions despite being one of the best shortstops in the league and the incumbent being possibly the worst defensive shortstop of all time? Jeter was always the villain.

No.

What? His right foot is the pivot the entire time.

Fuck all the way off. If Oklahoma city was getting all the whistles they should, Russ would be ejected every other game.

He looks just like him already. They won’t even have to cover up Dave’s tattoos.

Stan Lee was creepy and exploitative. I’m sure he’d love it.

Based on the fact that he runs a website that publishes a shitload of antisemitic stuff like this:

He’s mad because his employers are pushing far more harmful substances on him instead. Are you really this dumb?

Her husband being an actual antisemite.

If she were actually bothered by real antisemitism she’d get divorced. But she’s not because she’s full of shit.

Ilhan Omar never made any antisemitic comments you chump.

What the fuck is your point?

The best part of that is that Meghan has a bunch of old tweets fangirling over Vampire Weekend.

This is the dumbest possible take. Steph Curry is making more than Lebron and the Warriors are the prohibitive favorites to win the title. And Westbrook and Chris Paul are both making the same as Lebron this season (and even more over the course of their contracts) and both the Thunder and the Rockets could reasonably…

The Nerdlucks already stole his powers.