Ken Jennings would be a great replacement.

There’s no such thing as too tall for John Elway.

What the fuck are you even talking about.

Wrong again, idiot.

This footage from the Amed locker room certainly can’t help their case.

Then you’re even dumber than I thought.

The only amateur here is the ref.

Literally just make them watch NFL and NHL refs. This shit doesn’t happen in those leagues.

This is the worst attempt at a joke I’ve ever seen in my life. Is Mike Huckabee writing your material?

You forgot to mention that sensitive baby dick Joey Crawford also threatened to fight Tim Duncan after ejecting him. Luckily Tim, unlike Joey, knows how to keep his cool because if he had taken him up on that offer, Joey would no longer be living.

Seriously though, NBA refs have become bigger sensitive babies than MLB umps which is an amazingly high bar to clear.

WACK! GET OUT!

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Because if they were honest the MLBPA would have them dead to rights on a CBA violation. That’s why they dance around and make excuses.

MLBPA actually didn’t agree to this. Manipulating service time is a bad faith tactic that is a violation of the CBA. The problem is the only way to prove it is for Toronto to admit it.

He then gave everyone in the building a tofutti break.

Dude’s celebrating about having done his job well. If you’re gonna get upset about someone celebrating after hurting you, maybe find a line of work where hurting you isn’t your coworker’s job.

That’s a CFL game between the Toronto Argonauts and the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. The man who just rang his own bells is Toronto quarterback Kerwin Bell.

That’s why they’re called nature’s presidents.

Did he at least win the Wildcat Regional?