Wrong

How about Joe Don Baker?

God I hope the Islanders get swept in the first round.

But this is tremendous content.

This is exactly what should happen and it absolutely never will.

You left out the part where they built an entirely new stadium to try to whiten their attendance demographics.

That’s actually not how the play clock works. Like at all. The play clock starts ticking at 40 seconds as soon as the previous play ends.

Yeah, people thought the shot clock in the NBA was a gimmick too. Every new rule starts as a gimmick, then it just becomes part of the game.

Not dying isn’t a payoff. Got it.

“We choose not to go to the moon ‘cause that sounds like hard work.”

Shut the absolute fuck up.

If she doesn’t like getting talked at she should find a different line of work. Part of being a legislator is listening when your constituency tells you things.

What the NBA needs to do is sit down their officials and show them any given NFL game that has ever involved Philip Rivers or Tom Brady and show them how NFL officials deal with whining and temper tantrums: they ignore it, they don’t escalate the situation like NBA refs do.

I don’t know how you can mention Darell Garretson and later Rasheed Wallace, without mentioning Darell’s son Ron who, in attempting to copy his father’s style of ‘imperiousness’ (known to laypeople as being asshole), created one of the most ridiculous officiating moments in the history of professional sports along…

Most NBA players can convert a layup, which this was, with either hand.

Trafficking would still be illegal, dumbass. It’s the same reason pretty much no one in Colorado is smoking illegally smuggled ditchweed any more.

I’d probably have that expression too if I had to see inside Richard Dawkins’s mind.

Unironically yes.

THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUCK