He will always be Brock Samson to me.

fuckin yikes

He is wrong.

Brian Griese, is that you?

Still not the highlight of the night.

Sergio Ramos has a history of being at best reckless, and at worst intentionally injurious. He doesn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt. Yellow card for dangerous play was the correct call. Had he actually made contact with the guy’s head it should have been a straight red.

He deliberately sent one of his goons to attempt to end Nathan MacKinnon’s career in his first professional game. Fuck Bruce Boudreau, I wish Roy had squashed him like the bug he is.

Don fucking Cherry is a giant fucking piece of shit.

You are, and I can’t stress this enough, a moron.

Reasonable Blue Jays fans are apparently assholes.

It’s called tanking.

Shut the fuck up.

You’re a goddamn sociopath.

I’m just dropping in to tell you to go fuck yourself.

It’s actually pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

what the fuck are you talking about

And yet, a baseball game feels longer, which is the actual problem.

RAILING KILL!

This is true.

Who would have thought that the two funniest actors in the MCU would be Dave Bautista and Chris Hemsworth?