MLBPA actually didn’t agree to this. Manipulating service time is a bad faith tactic that is a violation of the CBA. The problem is the only way to prove it is for Toronto to admit it.

He then gave everyone in the building a tofutti break.

Dude’s celebrating about having done his job well. If you’re gonna get upset about someone celebrating after hurting you, maybe find a line of work where hurting you isn’t your coworker’s job.

That’s a CFL game between the Toronto Argonauts and the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. The man who just rang his own bells is Toronto quarterback Kerwin Bell.

That’s why they’re called nature’s presidents.

Did he at least win the Wildcat Regional?

Wrong

How about Joe Don Baker?

God I hope the Islanders get swept in the first round.

But this is tremendous content.

This is exactly what should happen and it absolutely never will.

You left out the part where they built an entirely new stadium to try to whiten their attendance demographics.

That’s actually not how the play clock works. Like at all. The play clock starts ticking at 40 seconds as soon as the previous play ends.

Yeah, people thought the shot clock in the NBA was a gimmick too. Every new rule starts as a gimmick, then it just becomes part of the game.

Not dying isn’t a payoff. Got it.

“We choose not to go to the moon ‘cause that sounds like hard work.”

Shut the absolute fuck up.

If she doesn’t like getting talked at she should find a different line of work. Part of being a legislator is listening when your constituency tells you things.

What the NBA needs to do is sit down their officials and show them any given NFL game that has ever involved Philip Rivers or Tom Brady and show them how NFL officials deal with whining and temper tantrums: they ignore it, they don’t escalate the situation like NBA refs do.