God put those cysts in Urban’s brain because Urban is a sack of shit.

Some of them don’t even write about baseball anymore.

“Not mad, actually shitting,” is a new one to me.

Jaylon Smith made this exact play twice in the game. He’s doing this on purpose with the intent to injure. He’s a fucking scumbag.

At least they still have Jamal Murray.

And they don’t even own their next draft pick which may well be first overall. Welcome to Colorado, Jack Hughes!

It’s good when bad people die.

Death is death, thank god it finally got this prick.

Fuck Bob McNair and fuck you too, you glib little shit.

Bye bitch.

I certainly hope so.

A Met won something.

Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.

Rocket launchers? No, you’re thinking of Brockian Ultra Cricket.

Those shoulder pads didn’t save him from Steve Atwater.

Wonder Woman’s only importance is that it’s the only decent DCEU film. 2017 should be Ragnarok.

You should not be allowed to have children, Jesus Christ.

Denver has MacKinnon, Von Miller, Arenado, and Jokic.

Lakers fans are the Yankees fans of basketball. You should all be sent to a gulag.