New Orleans pulled that offer. When he signed the deal with the Warriors, Boogie had no other offers.

Okay, but Ichiro is still the True Hit King.

Remember when the Onion predicted exactly how the Iraq war would turn out?

Pouring one out for Blessed2Comment.

Rudy was offsides. And committed securities fraud.

Gross. Send ‘em back.

The Pelicans pulled that offer.

Rudy does suck actually. So does Hoosiers.

I’ve seen a lot of spinals, dude.

Oh, is that where they moved San Antonio?

This is absolutely the logo of a multinational conglomerate run by a Bond villain.

Bosio is full of shit but it’s definitely a thing.

As a rapidly aging and rapidly expanding white guy who used to be a skinny little white kid nicknamed spider monkey, I have to say it’s not entirely implausible.

Every Spurs fan you know is an idiot.

No.

Actually that would be cool as hell you wet sack of garbage.

Borders aren’t even real, dummy.

This is a dumb rule and you’re dumb for treating it like it’s not.

Te part about trading him to the Rockies is a good idea, I like it. He’d somehow manage to hit over a thousand at Coors.