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I’m sure Patrick Roy will get another coaching job eventually and then your dream will come true.

Don’t get your dick and balls in a tangle.

Hey, careful man, there’s a beverage here.

That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.

He’s actually a piece of shit and if you’re defending him then so are you.

Even if his touch hadn’t put it in, the touch came after the ball hit the backboard and was goaltending so the basket would have counted anyway.

I’d go with Dick Lane for football actually and either Laimbeer or Stockton for basketball.

wat

Is that Van Hammersly?

To be fair, John McCain really is a giant piece of shit war criminal who is in no way a hero and the world will be a better place when his corpse is rotting in the ground.

Hey.

That’s a good thing.

what

[Drinks 10 cups of coffee]

lol

Porcelain Mamba is the best.

Blatt once drew up an inbounds play at the end of regulation with LeBron inbounding the ball. That alone probably makes him the worst coach in the world. He’s the Marc Trestman of basketball.