Also, action seems to just continue as normal, despite the tragedy on the mound. The pitcher must not be popular with their teammates.

My brother made a drink that was two parts root beer, one part vodka, one part rum, with a twist of lemon and lime. He called it The Root of All Evil. It was surprisingly not bad.

M. Pinkerton is clearly a prototype robot umpire AI and I support him wholeheartedly.

On that first highlight in the video above I watched it and thought to myself, “Why did they include this play in Rondo’s highlight reel, he wasn’t really even involved,” and then I thought to myself, “Wait, did they give him an assist on this play? That’s outrageous.”

“I have seen the face of God.”

Your facts are surprisingly nonfactual.

Ichiro is the professional baseball hit king.

Racism against white people isn’t real. It’s not something that actually exists.

Roth

On the advice of a homeless man!

Fuck off.

No it doesn’t, shithead.

Wow, you really seem like a piece of shit.

Hell yeah, buddy. Youngblood style.

Who’s the other one besides Carson Wentz? Because I’m sure you don’t mean Dak Prescott, who is actually bad.

Elway’s always been pretty good at drafting defense, bad at drafting offense.

Because he’s cold-blooded.

Todd Helton was pretty well known for his ability to foul off a lot of pitches, particularly once he got behind in the count.

I must know.