I’ve seen a lot of spinals, dude.

Oh, is that where they moved San Antonio?

This is absolutely the logo of a multinational conglomerate run by a Bond villain.

Bosio is full of shit but it’s definitely a thing.

As a rapidly aging and rapidly expanding white guy who used to be a skinny little white kid nicknamed spider monkey, I have to say it’s not entirely implausible.

Every Spurs fan you know is an idiot.

No.

Actually that would be cool as hell you wet sack of garbage.

Borders aren’t even real, dummy.

This is a dumb rule and you’re dumb for treating it like it’s not.

Te part about trading him to the Rockies is a good idea, I like it. He’d somehow manage to hit over a thousand at Coors.

yanal

I’m sure Patrick Roy will get another coaching job eventually and then your dream will come true.

Don’t get your dick and balls in a tangle.

Hey, careful man, there’s a beverage here.

That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.

He’s actually a piece of shit and if you’re defending him then so are you.

Even if his touch hadn’t put it in, the touch came after the ball hit the backboard and was goaltending so the basket would have counted anyway.