I’d go with Dick Lane for football actually and either Laimbeer or Stockton for basketball.

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Is that Van Hammersly?

To be fair, John McCain really is a giant piece of shit war criminal who is in no way a hero and the world will be a better place when his corpse is rotting in the ground.

Hey.

That’s a good thing.

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[Drinks 10 cups of coffee]

lol

Porcelain Mamba is the best.

Blatt once drew up an inbounds play at the end of regulation with LeBron inbounding the ball. That alone probably makes him the worst coach in the world. He’s the Marc Trestman of basketball.

Also, action seems to just continue as normal, despite the tragedy on the mound. The pitcher must not be popular with their teammates.

My brother made a drink that was two parts root beer, one part vodka, one part rum, with a twist of lemon and lime. He called it The Root of All Evil. It was surprisingly not bad.

M. Pinkerton is clearly a prototype robot umpire AI and I support him wholeheartedly.

On that first highlight in the video above I watched it and thought to myself, “Why did they include this play in Rondo’s highlight reel, he wasn’t really even involved,” and then I thought to myself, “Wait, did they give him an assist on this play? That’s outrageous.”

“I have seen the face of God.”

Your facts are surprisingly nonfactual.

Ichiro is the professional baseball hit king.