When the Colorado Rockies are one of the big spenders of the offseason, you know something is not right.

Every single header in soccer causes subconcussive head trauma, at the very least. Degenerative brain diseases are very common in former soccer players.

Soccer also causes brain damage. You’re only allowed to watch chess from now on.

These idiots still think brands are their friends.

Do you know how defamation libel and/or slander works?

Are you fucking serious?

Typical Thomas Friedman take: I was talking to my cab driver and he told me this is just another paradigm shift disrupting the synergy of the flattening of the world.

Tardigrades can survive temperatures from -328°F to 300°F and can even survive the vacuum of space. I would have gone with tardigrades.

First base!

Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within a skeleton rider’s helmet?

Relax dude. Smoke a J.

Why do you hate joy?

Millsap is a 4 and Jokic plays far better at the 5 (he’s been much improved since Plumlee got injured and he got moved back to the 5 from the 4.) I really don’t think it’s an issue.

He’s also only 22.

Short answer: a lot

0/10

Can’t say I’m surprised that humiliating small children is the one thing that brings Rajon Rondo joy.

Rajon Rondo has never been happy in his life.

Dan, I’ve got to disagree. You should never hesitate to tell Tedy Bruschi to fuck off.

Wrench-bot is gonna kick so much ass.