Men’s olympic soccer is unwatchable.

He’s gonna start at right tackle next season. It’ll be a big improvement.

How many of the tweets on @ItalianComments are you?

Yeah? Just try getting a liquor license in Boston if you’re black.

I made these.

No.

Three stacked teams is every era of basketball, what the fuck are you talking about?

Also, Ryan Harrison told James Blake on Twitter that it’s not okay to protest police murder of black people. It’s almost as if Ryan Harrison doesn’t respect black tennis players, huh?

Isner trashed Kaepernick for daring to protest the summary execution of black people by police. He’s a piece of shit.

Ryan Harrison is known for being a racist piece of shit even before this, so yeah, he definitely said something.

Ryan Harrison is friends with John Isner and Tennys Sandgren. He definitely said something racist.

Here’s the thing, Cracklin’ Oat Bran is good, and every other cereal you listed is hot garbage.

15 goals might actually be a conservative estimate for the women’s team.

This is a really weird hill to die on.

There’s absolutely no reason to believe that the Canadian hockey team at this Olympics is any better than the Swiss, honestly.

You realize how childish you sound, right?

“Everyone but us is irrational.”

I think you mean the Olympic Athlete from Russia pair.

That Deion card was one of my brother’s most prized possessions and oh how I coveted it.

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