I’m 90% sure this person either doesn’t exist or never said the words you attribute to him.

I can provide many receipts, my friend.

Actually they are crooks, but scum who prey on the desperate are exactly what Houston needs right now, so thanks.

Amen.

Please do not make any donations to the Red Cross. They will simply do what they have a long history of doing when disasters strike, they will misappropriate your donation and line their own pockets. They are crooks.

Steve Blackman wasn’t even the best member of Head Cheese.

You want to know the best way to maintain the integrity of the game? Robot umpire revolution.

The problem here is that the police are really terrible at making judgement calls. Fuck the police.

Fuck you. Smash the fash.

Why? They’re both shitty people. Fuck them both.

Wrong person, dipshit. Hell, you don’t even have the right state.

lol

You get the guillotine too.

You are a monumental dumbass.

Bernie is literally the most popular politician in the country.

Turn it upside down.

I’m sorry your family lost all their servants and was booted off their ill-gotten plantation you dumbass conquistador.

Portraying cops as pigs is only wrong in that it’s cruel to pigs and far too kind to cops. Fuck the police and fuck you too.

Did Greg Howard put you up to this?

J.K. Rowling is awful.