He still wears jorts.

No one cares.

He’s not even gone and I already miss him.

That’s not at all who the Ares of Greek mythology is. That Ares does, as a matter of fact, set humans to fight against each for his own amusement, even going so far as to switch allegiances in the middle of wars so as to prolong the fighting and the bloodshed. This earned him monikers like ‘Hateful Ares’ and ‘The…

No, but he is kind of a puny god. Ares is possibly the most pathetic god in all of Greek mythology. He is constantly getting his ass kicked not just by other gods and demigods, but by mortals too. He’s the god of making war, not the god of being good at war.

I will NOT have you badmouthing The Angry Beavers you son of a bitch.

Unironically yes. Go ethnically cleanse some Palestinians with your liberal buddies like Peter Daou.

It’s a good headline.

Because John McCain is still an awful piece of shit?

Even better, where’s Michael Barrett cleaning AJ Pierzynski’s clock?

David Roth is unemployed? To me, that’s preposterous.

Also David Roth.

Fuck off.

Right?! Two centers, two power forwards, and a point guard? What the fuck are you doing, Monstars? You really need a new GM.

I cried during The Sixth Man when the guy dies. I was nine.

Oliver Willis is a large diaper man. It is known.

 Coors

Shanks does have a tendency to blindside subordinates.

You seem upset.

Tell that to my friend Joe. He told me he was gonna shoot his old lady, then later on I heard he did shoot his woman down, down to the ground.