Congratulations to the Patriots on drafting Joe Mixon I guess.

Being a whiny little cheap shot punk-ass doesn’t make someone John Stockton.

Counterpoint: Derek Jeter is a borderline Hall of Famer at best.

How does Vlad get in but Larry doesn’t? This is some bullshit.

Is your son Pac-Man?

Good, Hillary can fuck off because her incompetence and hubris is largely to blame. She started doing a victory lap before the election was even over and lost a gimme election to the second-worst candidate in living memory by somehow managing to be the worst. Maybe if she spent more time in Wisconsin and Michigan, and…

I’ll never forget the time Ike Taylor won a playoff game for the Denver Broncos. Thanks Ike.

There’s still only one King of New York.

Why doesn’t Hillary issue an apology for blowing a layup and admit that Bernie would have won.

Maybe he’ll join up if Dems do the right thing and elect Keith Ellison as DNC chair.

I never browsed porn. Mostly games. Occasionally I even had to proxy around the filter for legitimate school work. I remember doing something on either Al Qaeda or the Taliban and most sites were blocked for being terrorist related.

Bernie would have won.

What actual coherent plans? All she had were fucking memes and the people in Wisconsin and Michigan didn’t even get to see that bullshit because the braintrust at her campaign HQ actively discouraged volunteers from volunteering in those states and literally threw polling data in the trash. And now these assholes,…

I did something similar. It went to every computer in the school. I also frequently got in trouble for installing Firefox on every computer I used so I could proxy around the web filter. Also for mapping network drives so I could access every student (and faculty) folder.

His propensity to shrink and transform into a corn cob will hurt him a bit, though.

If Ray Rice hadn’t already been washed up by that point in his career, he would’ve received a wrist-slap as well.

Grrrr, grit grit grit.

I assume Gary hit with all his darts except the most crucial one at the end.

lol no