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Uncle Chigurh
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Not making money has never stopped Twitter from doing anything.

I guess Richie has truly gone incognito.

Yes, let’s dump the best corner in the league because he occasionally does dumb shit. (Also Crabtree is a shithead and I’m sure he deserved it.)

They did say targeting close associates.

Not boarding.

#AllShitFranchisesMatter

No one cares about Columbus or Minnesota.

If Denver is looking for another QB it’ll be a second stringer, at best. They spent a first round pick on Paxton Lynch, there’s no way they don’t give him the offense next year.

What the actual fuck are you talking about?

No it wasn’t.

Pitcher wins are a meaningless stat used by morons who don’t understand math well enough to use meaningful stats.

You got it backwards, buddy. The movie is pretty good but the soundtrack is a fucking war crime.

You’re right about everything but the music, which is awful.

He wouldn’t have had to make those tackles if he could actually get some fucking hang time on his punts.

Surely you can find room for Cowherd on your Mount Rushmore of failed humanity.

Bradshaw is brain damaged. Tomlin is probably the second best coach in the league.

Holy shit how do I not remember this?

Not all heroes wear capes.

That’s more of a Space Mutiny name than a Star Wars name.