David, is that you?

I can’t stand Jeremy Clarkson on general principle, but the fact that he once punched Piers Morgan makes him an, “eh, I’ll allow it” forever more.

This is just terrible.

My Facebook feed has just been a solid wall of this story - if it’s true, it’s actually awful. The grieving parents should have spent the last moments with their child, not a strange, aging beard enthusiast!

Yeah, I didn’t realize at first those were dyed as well. But it really changes his whole face.

As interesting as that is it’s also incredibly easy to fake. C

And I politely call bullshit.  

They do this in Scientology:

past life regression therapis....

Does he look different to anyone else?

Aww, this is just a Kanye Test, and if we pass we’re Kanye #blessed.

Maybe he has some things to get off his chest, or some admiration to express.

Kanye West clearly isn’t at his Kanye Best, and needs to return to the Kanye Nest for another round of Kanye Rest, before continuing on the Kanye Quest.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

I’m guessing she’s rather insecure about a lot of things. She seems to be rather embarrassed about her lack of education, as she’s repeatedly lied about having a Bachelor’s degree, even under oath, when it a detail that was irrelevant to the lawsuit.

Totally. I moved out of the state at 5, but I catch your drift. And keep fighting the good fight! You’re a brave soul!

They never get fucked! Except for this guy. This guy fucks.

Satanists are pretty much humanists. They don’t worship Satan or anything like that. That’s just there so they can be a “religion” and get the kind of standing that atheists are denied.

2016 is when Satanists are the good guys.

KANYEEEEEEE!