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Too bad she didn’t have this brainwave prior to 1969.

That’s, easy: HIM or GTFO.

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Probably my favorite moment from SpongeBob:

Oh, I got it backwards! I thought he said he was more of an action transvestite.

Something important to remember: the term transexual is referring to the place the aliens (Frank, Rif, and Columbia) are from. Frank refers to himself only as a transvestite. And correct me if I’m wrong, isn’t transvestite the name they use for their species? They are Transvestites from Transexual, Transelvania.

And not just a transvestite, an action transvestite. (Running, jumping, climbing trees.)

My older sister was an “oocher”, as my mother put it. She laid on her back and ooched, that it, she pushed herself along with her feet. There was a brief period of crawling between ooching and walking.

Maybe Mary thinks praying for oil is the same as praying for rain.

1340s Europe. You got the 100 Years War and Yersinia Pestis.

True but this is Mr. Gilt Marble Pent House were talking about here. Decongestants are for poors!

Someone set up a GoDundMe.

No but he probably burned a hole through his with that sweet, sweet nose candy.

Kitten Academy Live Streeeeeaaaaammmm! This couple fosters kittens at their home in Indiana. They’ve had a litter for a few weeks now and just got a new litter this afternoon.

A couple comments are firmly in the “poison” end of the spectrum with others drifting toward “ineffective”. I’m off to do some research.

This. People forget so easily - or are simply ignorant to - the fact that Fifi and Fido can’t fucking eat everything you eat. (10 points for alliteration.) Had a friend who swore his cat liked to get high because the cat would come sit next to him whenever he lit up.

Thanks! So much has been written about this in the last 24 hours that it makes it hard to keep up.

Do anyone figure out whether or not he was married at the time this was recorded?

If You Get Blackout and See Girl on a Train Then Watch It Again Sober You Get Two Movies For the Price of One

Additionally, too many white people think slavery is the sum total of black history. Slavery > MLK > Things are Fine. So they are either willfully ignorant or just...ignorant.

Yeah...it will cast a shadow on all my future drunken viewings of Ant Man.