I really enjoyed Love Line as a teen. And like most things we love in our youth, I realize now it was shit and Dr. Drew is also shit.

Google “Married to the Eiffel Tower”. You can curse my name later.

Ugh. Is Jez going to have to deal with an influx of Gawker readers needing somewhere new to stir shit?

Yes but I need to know specifically who is taking care of this cheese problem.

Ben Her.

Not enough gore porn.

I would love to see Ben Hur digitally remastered on the big screen. Not gonna lie, the chariot race always gives me chills. One of the greatest action sequences ever filmed.

Reshoots for The Great Wall?

Guys! I tweeted at her and she favorited my tweet!!! SENPAI!!!

I love her excited squee at 0:15. Like, that's not what one might expect to come out of a woman who can lift 350lbs.

I don’t presume to know how this poor woman wound up in that terrifying situation. Floods, especially flash floods, are no joke. Water will kick your ass. So please, please, please, avoid flooded roads if you come across one. Turn the eff around and just find another way. It's not worth the risk.

...Hadn't noticed what? What did I say? 0_0

I have a 4 y/o Perch/Paint that I’m hoping to make into an eventer.

I do dressage on a 1600lb. Perch/Belgian. She was free and she is the love of my life. I mean, fuck it, why not do draft eventing?

And shit! Dressage is only 1/3 of the overall sport! The other 2/3 are crazy dangerous!

And don't forget (if someone hasn't mentioned it) the only sport where men and women compete against each other directly and equally.

A short addendum: Think about spending a day in a pool or a lake and how exhausted you are when you finally go home. Floating around in water and riding a horse (just at a walk) require constant small muscle adjustments to move with and against the water/animal. So even when you’re doing “nothing” you’re actually…

Taylor, I ain't made at you girl. You get that ass. Tom, I don't blame you. Shit, she's got great legs. Enjoy fucking each other.

I’m going to just take a stab here...Olymipic swimming is fast and variable. The races are over within a couple minutes and the next race could be something different. Also no smell, sounds, or humidity.

Its just an extra layer of awesome on this Olympic cake for people who aren’t white. Woman? Hell yes! America? Fuck yeah! Not a white person? Holy shit!