I’ve been so pissed at NBC this entire week.

Chris threesome.

She is our avatar.

To be fair, it wasn’t the hospitals fault he got stuck. Shit happens, ya know? Maybe today they would have seen something before the final stages of labor set in and the whole thing could be prevented. In my mom’s case, being in the hospital was good. In this poor woman’s case, it was the very antithesis of good.

My brother (born in 1970, fwiw) had to be repositioned in order to clear the birth canal, which meant pushing him back in enough for his head to get unstuck from my mom’s pelvis. But that involved patient consent, two doctors, and anesthesia. BTW, everyone was a-okay though my dad says it looked like my brother had…

Him and his stupid green eyes.

I hope you like wandering the desert.

I recommend listening to at least the sermon at the beginning (it starts quiet, then comes in with the sound of sheep bleating in the background.) It’s about a carrot holocaust. The only lyrics to the song are “this is necessary/life feeds on life, feeds on life...)

You ever listen to track 69 on Undertow? (Tool)

And growling like you're in a death metal band.

Also, can you imagine how dangerous a multi-horse event would be with something like cross country?

That horse eats razor blades and souls.

Look, I get it. People don’t like the horse dancing. And the dressage portion is the most boring of the Eventing discipline. Just - it’s hard, okay? It looks easy because they’re pros on well trained animals. Take it up with the IOC.

So good! I should re-read.

I remain unconvinced. Perhaps if you posted more evidence to support your claim.

I made it to the end of the first paragraph.

I feel like Oklahoma is another case of a bunch of loud mother fuckers making the rest of us look bad. Yes, there are a lot of conservative Christian types here but a lot of them almost seem...normal? I mean, I'm all for fewer of them but it's not as bad as it seems, ya know? Of course, I live in Norman, haven of the…

Which one is Oklahoma? I mean, at least a couple of those could ... Oh, right. Anti climate change. Fucking Tom Cole and his fucking snowball.

A fellow Okie?!?!

Watch them name him Buchanan.