Fuck it. I’d wear the hell out of that ring.

Charisma, charisma, and charisma.

He wants to be Viggo Mortensen soooo bad.

I got a severe case of corneal infiltrates from contact lenses. And no, I wasn’t over-wearing them. Contacts just hated me. I had LASIK and it has been amazing.

I had it done two years ago and am very happy with my results. (20/15 vision). Just do your research and make sure the clinic is legit/experienced.

Started Thursday. Runs through this weekend. Get on it!

Embrace it. I’ve been a “ma’am” since I was in my early 20s.

Truth.

I am aware of the construct of time and the role it plays in our mortality. Than being said: Shit, son! Dane Cook got OOOOOOOOLLLLDDDD.

“Errant Feces” is the name of my new riot grrrl band.

When he was good, he was Walter White good.

*whew* I wasn’t the only one.

I totally thought this was a pic of Gwen Stefani.

If you only ever watch one more Marvel film, watch the Winter Soldier.

Question:

Until this moment, I never realized how woefully void of plexiglass my wardrobe is.

Ha! That was not actually my intent. In fact, I encourage you to watch it! The show is inconsistent and problematic...and probably the most silly fun I’ve ever had watching a show. (It’s also just plain *great* sometimes.) So go in with an open mind, a bottle of wine, and enjoy.

Then I suggest you gird your loins because Supernatural is like an unpredictable blend of opiates, amphetamine, and psychotropics.

Thank you so, so much.

Remember that part in the first X-Men movie when the senator started to turn into fish jelly? Mark looks about 30 seconds away from complete cohesion failure.