My husband proposed to me in a Las Vegas hotel room while I was getting ready to go to the marriage license bureau with him and, ya know, get married.

There are a lot of things I love about my state but...yeah. There are a lot of assholes here that need to hurry up and die out.

It was suggested they sing it for the OU football team. In a locked room...

We fall into a grey area regarding our southern status. Oklahoma Territory was part of the Confederacy during the Civil War. So, on that technicality, sorta.

Fever-blisters are the bane of my existance. I don't get them often but when I do, I reach for that yellow tube!

Fever-blisters are the bane of my existance. I don't get them often but when I do, I reach for that yellow tube!

And if I were to crush that mosquito with my wrathful and sweaty palm, it was meant to be crushed.

And cleans up the by-product of a congregant's "very extreme flow"

Your ignorance to the relevance dictates said relevance to you and you alone.

I know "eye of the beholder" and all that, but this guy is so plain. I want my billionaire Doms to smoulder.

Someone summon Michelangelo. This needs to be painted on a ceiling stat!

Duh. Cat's are the consorts of WITCHES, beloved whores of SATAN.

I'd wear a jacket made out of him.

Having been a deligate to a few National Education Association representative assemblies, I can tell you that the California Teachers Association is a monster of a state union. I wouldn't be surprized if they didn't also get a spa gift certificate and an organic, locally produced fruit basket.

I've only seen this show a few times so I know very little about the group dynamics/personalities of the hosts. Was Kelly the "nice one"?

You're welcome.

Truly the epitome of affluent American masculinity.

My dyslexia couldn't decide if the headline said "ads" or "abs".