Fat, Ugly, Middle-aged. To qualify for untold riches, you can be none of these.

You guys. GUYS. I can now change the dresses color at will. It is both white/gold and blue/black.

This says "Aging starlet c. 1954, brandy and cigars in the lounge at 9 pm."

Just wanna throw a little love her way. I think she looks fantastic.

This gif.

Finally, Busch said, he cupped Driscoll's cheeks with his hand, looked her in the eye and told her once again that she needed to leave. A Dover police detective testified that Busch told him Driscoll's head "tapped" the wall at that time.

Jealous!

I get super excited at work when strawberry milk is available.

Also a shitty way to run an education system. (Sorry, your words struck a chord.)

As bad as the baby is, it's these fucking lips that make me want to flip a table. That's not a kiss! That's smashing your duck face against something! (Granted, who knows what she's actually "kissing" in this photo.) That's "I'm kissing my child but still want my lips to look sexy."

I can't star your comment because it has 666 stars. I don't want to ruin the magic.

Blue Boob.

He had a faulty turkey timer.

To be blunt, when I'm getting a load down my throat, it's not a comparable/compatable experience to eating a delicious, dairy-based snack.

They look like such a nice couple!

Word on the street is that Captain America will be visiting Seattle regardless of the terms of the bet.

I just wanted to say, long have I been an admirer of your username/pic.