This.

I prefer Halloween candy to Easter.  I make sure to buy the stuff I like, because the leftovers are for ME.

I’d argue, as a non kid haver-or-wanter, that the sexy costumes are the only thing worth a damn during halloween.
You know, as long as kids aren’t involved lol. Let the kidless have some fun too, and having a day where it’s totally acceptable to be a giant hoebag in public is great. Just wait for the kids to be back…

Exactly. You want John Wick? This is how you get John Wick.

Is it bad that I was concerned about the dog too ?

They killed a dog. Kill the driver

I guess all the signs point to my reunion with Wolfsburg after a ten-year absence

They could try, kind, helpful, decent. There is time for those. 

No, we don’t all agree.

I have a 93 MR2 Turbo and this offends me deeply. Why would you do this to a perfectly good MR2??

Probably so PR can state in 3 years that they are removing the manual option because it wasn’t popular. 

Please tell me the whole “murdered out” trend is done. It’s done, right?

HOLY SH?T!!! Not only is that my neighbor’s car, but my house is featured prominently in the pictures.

I phrased that wrongly: I respect his RIGHT to choose, but not his choice

Oh, I respect his choice. Just let him express that shit way the fuck over there.

“Has already ROSE”

“Has already rose?”

The 6 cyclists’ attorneys have a good write-up about the accident and how they’re proceeding.

A Buick can be an old-folks car - at 53, I feel your pain - but it doesn’t have to make you feel older than you are:

“We design all of those Trail Rated elements from the ground up… it’s not just a marketing term.”