GTI.

All google searches made by persons who submitted a negative review of the Gulf of Mexico will now result in rickroll or two girls, one cup, depending on the age of the searcher.

I’ve always driven my convertibles and T-top cars topless on sunny winter days.  I used to ride my motorcycle whenever it was above freezing, and sometimes when it wasn’t, but I’m too old for that shit now.

The switchblade on my 2018 GTI key opens regularly in my pocket and has since new. It does not please me. The car is an SE, so the only time I would need a physical key is if the keyless system quit working, which it hasn’t. This reminds me I ought to change the batteries, it’s been a while.

Not in a million years, not even for free.

Since we saw 7 degrees in Westchester shortly after you tested this Jeep, I don’t think you did lasting damage to the climate.

Woohoo!  I made the list!!

The price of my car is the only thing about me that’s below average.  Nudge-nudge, wink-wink.

E-Tron was a great movie!

I reject this question.

My GTI needs the trans oil changed and rear rotors installed. Not because it _really_ needs the rotors, but because I bought them ahead of time but didn’t have the right tool to get the caliper brackets off. So I changed the pads, which were due but not urgent, and now the rotors are taking up space on my shelf. I…

The kind of oil we produce isn’t the kind our refineries are set up to refine.

I would hate it if the new and improved AF1 crashed into my house, but I would consider making the sacrifice for the good of the world. Though about half the world is unworthy of that sacrifice.  Impacting Mt McKinley or the Gulf of America might be fitting.

Boy, motorcycles sure do look... interesting... these days. (puke emoji)

I rented a QX50 for 10 days last year in Phoenix and drove it all around, including to Sonoma and the Grand Canyon. I would not want to own a Nissan CVT or a VC turbo engine beyond the warranty period but it was a very decent rental. It was certainly better in the big hills and higher altitude than my wife’s RX350…

Rule 1: Blame Obama.

I’m really surprised at that fuel mileage. My 96 Dodge 2500 with a Cummins and non-stock power levels (also non-coal-rolling) matched it in town. It wouldn’t hit that highway number; I got 21mpg the _one_ time I kept the speed to 55.

The average house in the U.S. is valued at around $420,000. Would you rather have this car than sixty average American homes?

I rode in one of those with Bob Dole once.  If not for that, I’d forget that they existed.

He’ll make the Mexicans pay for it.