I love this, started doing it after I saw other trans people commonly did this throughout their transition. It is pretty jarring to look at a picture of my face just starring into the camera, though I'm sure I'll get used to it.

I spent 7 years to become internet famous for a week. Priorities.

Thankfully, his 'chinstrap beard' phases were mercifully short.

What would impress me is a teen that doesn't take a selfie for 7 years.

I like my burner account and have been using the same one for years. I would hate to see them go away. Would it be possible to only allow posting of images and links if you are on a non-burner account? Then those of us with burners that use them for posting actual comments would still be able to do so and those that…

I'm in the middle of this company tech thing, but I want to say this: this is exactly the right thing to do when people aren't paying proper attention to a real problem; it's not something I completely ignored but I obviously didn't give it proper attention, and I'm sorry about that; give me about 24-48 hours to…

I didn't even know people on meth had working penises.

Dear Lord... no that was not was I was referring to, but... :)

So you're saying I need to buy a dozen boxes of ice cream sandwiches?

Depends.

Can't blame him for the beard, he looks like Melissa McCarthy without it.

Those tasty chips you enjoyed as a child? They were lead paint.

Or it could be because he pesters her EVERY DAMNED DAY and even if you *like* sex with your SO, that shit (the constant harassment part) gets old fast...

Or, maybe, just maybe, she doesn't like to have sex? That happens, you know.

It's also sort of a corporate / international pissing match. Manufacturers try to outsell each other, while airlines & countries try to out-spend each other. Huge publicity piece.

the plane in that second video is CLEARLY chemtrailing. HOW CAN PEOPLE STILL DENY THIS?!?!

checked baggage fees would be worth it if pilots flew like this.

Cell phones totally throw off pacing in a dining room. Customers fuck around barely glancing at the menu, and then become enraged when I'm not available to take their order the second they are ready. And now, because they wasted so much time picking out the perfect string of Emojiis to expresshow they feel about…

I know Jackie and knew Dane. I grew up in the town they lived in. She is truly one of the most selfless people I've ever met. And she deserved this little bit of surprise and delight. We were all devastated when Dane was diagnosed, and I know this was a comforting gesture.

I know exactly what happened. He hit the gas instead of the brake, therefore he can blame this on a floor mat made by Toyota and GM will then issue a recall for it.