Fuck the story. I came for the headline.

You forgot Richard Hatch (first Survivor winner) in Another Gay Movie.

The locker room is the best place for seeing peen.

To properly throw shade you must be a black woman, think you're a black woman, or be gay.

I'm no luckier than you are with FedEx, which also loses 0.55% of packages. The reality is shit sometimes happens.

That would bring it down to a very reasonable $17.9 billion. Placing my own order now.

That is ridiculous. I probably check 100 bags a year and have lost exactly zero.

Iggy was clearly the bigger man in this situation.

Or, you know, just go to the next exit and turn around.

To every single human being I have seen cutting across multiple lanes to rush to their highway exit: this could happen to you.

I certainly wouldn't view you to be like that for asking a legitimate question that interests you. I'd welcome my friend showing interest in my life.

Techno is a subgenre, not a genre. EDM would be the genre.

Thought him and Oprah were such good pals? He should have borrowed her Global Express.

Her real name is already on the net:

86% match.

No, they described a successful person. I know men of color that fit into each of those categories.

I fell in love with Challenger's after I rented one in Dallas. I would have normally glanced over it, but I was in the Big D trying to get some big D and figured it would be appropriate. I must confuse people. I've contemplated buying one.

It's OK that you own a Miata, Travis. You're still manly'ish.

Not in Mansfield. Holy fuck was I uncomfortable there.