I'm pretty sure it is the voters legalizing cannabis and it is not because of money.

Fuck the story. I came for the headline.

You forgot Richard Hatch (first Survivor winner) in Another Gay Movie.

The locker room is the best place for seeing peen.

No, for real, go home Kate, you're super drunk.

Go home Kate, you're drunk!

Arkansas is known more for its great Columbian coke than for liquor.

I wonder how much of it is geographical (on top of state laws).

My least favorite as well.

I need a smoking lounge after traveling with children on my flight.

I cannot stand MSY or MCI.

To properly throw shade you must be a black woman, think you're a black woman, or be gay.

I'm no luckier than you are with FedEx, which also loses 0.55% of packages. The reality is shit sometimes happens.

That would bring it down to a very reasonable $17.9 billion. Placing my own order now.

That is ridiculous. I probably check 100 bags a year and have lost exactly zero.

Iggy was clearly the bigger man in this situation.

Or, you know, just go to the next exit and turn around.

To every single human being I have seen cutting across multiple lanes to rush to their highway exit: this could happen to you.

FPL?