2005 called and wants its joke back.

I spent years in porn. The same beauty tricks used on celebs are used on porn models. You don't want to see most of them unposed, or out of hair and makeup.

Do you screen for lesbians before getting naked in the locker room?

It means you have to click and load another page to continue reading.

So sex can only be had when true love is involved?

Any other judgment you want to pass on?

Did you see the radar from that day? Literally everybody else was avoiding that area.

Seems like somebody has already forgotten where TARP originated.

The Beast is also loud as fuck when you're on the inside.

Yeah, I'm guessing the author has never been to anywhere in here.

So are metrosexual men mimicking gay men, or do they just care about their appearance?

He thinks he'll be forever young.

OK, but one thing that really pisses me off for going mainstream is fucking EDM.

I was taking selfies long before seven years ago. Before digital, even. Who didn't?

So we all have to suffer because you cannot afford the best headphones?

So we all have to suffer because you cannot afford the best headphones?

It wouldn't be supporting illegal activity. You can smoke in private jets.

It's been studied and most sexual abuse is via heterosexual male on female child.

That sure is bold to call her husband a pedophile.

They stay up for days.

Oh, then I'd like to clarify that I did not suck my dealer's dick for meth, but because he had a big beautiful dick and I knew we'd be doing a ton of meth afterwards, anyway.