Afroduck, who has run afoul of the law, has taken wing and flown the coop, possibly migrating north to huddle with his family

He was in originally, but I had to take him out to make room for more prominent peen. You understand.

Awesome! Let's do it! Done!

Hey let's crosspost this to Deadspin, that'll get lots of hits and fights.

That's all I'm saying, man. I love dick. I just don't want to get fired.

May I please keep "Ruthless Hater Ginsberg" for my imaginary roller derby name?

That's the cool thing about the interwebs, you just click on what you want to read.

Wazzat a bouncing microphone I heard?

I watch Shonda shows as an excuse to look at pretty people while drinking wine in my sweatpants. It's working out pretty well.

Huh. I used to own a gold Lexus GS300. Very comfy trunk.

My last bf I met on OKC, and we had a high percentage match... I think at least in the 90s, we had incredible chemistry.

by saying "I am a fan"

Oh I know that it's just with the conservatorship her father has full legal control over her so I don't think he's willing to pursue less profitable avenues for her to fill her time with. She may want to develop other skills or interests but she is not the one steering the ship.

Or having a purpose and a schedule helps her handle her mental illness. Remember, she only knows entertainment as a lifestyle/career, and really hasn't had a chance to evolve other skills.

Thank you. For little college student me, it was so exciting. Larry King! Reading my bullshit words!

Guys, I Googled and found my statement. Er. Kendra Jade's statement.

I think they don't know how to handle her mental illness so keeping her scheduled and working to fill her days is the best way they know how to keep her out of trouble.

Please, Britney's handlers, let her retire to Louisiana with her boys and her money. Let her become fat and happy. Let her quietly receive the treatment she needs.

I have so many mixed feelings about the fact that Phyllis and Freddie got back together. I mean even as a kid, I really wanted her to end up with the CPR instructor.