Let's just make an app that simulate the removal of the SIM, and make everyone look like an terrorist.

I don't mean to repeat myself but…

So you're saying I need to buy a dozen boxes of ice cream sandwiches?

Depends.

Can't blame him for the beard, he looks like Melissa McCarthy without it.

Those tasty chips you enjoyed as a child? They were lead paint.

Or it could be because he pesters her EVERY DAMNED DAY and even if you *like* sex with your SO, that shit (the constant harassment part) gets old fast...

Or, maybe, just maybe, she doesn't like to have sex? That happens, you know.

It's also sort of a corporate / international pissing match. Manufacturers try to outsell each other, while airlines & countries try to out-spend each other. Huge publicity piece.

Straw man?
Have you been watching The Princess Bride?
"I do not think that word means what you think it means"

You exemplify the Fox News viewing demographic, right down to the twisting of history to make Apple's own RDF seem weak.
Congratulations.

the plane in that second video is CLEARLY chemtrailing. HOW CAN PEOPLE STILL DENY THIS?!?!

checked baggage fees would be worth it if pilots flew like this.

Cell phones totally throw off pacing in a dining room. Customers fuck around barely glancing at the menu, and then become enraged when I'm not available to take their order the second they are ready. And now, because they wasted so much time picking out the perfect string of Emojiis to expresshow they feel about…

I know Jackie and knew Dane. I grew up in the town they lived in. She is truly one of the most selfless people I've ever met. And she deserved this little bit of surprise and delight. We were all devastated when Dane was diagnosed, and I know this was a comforting gesture.

I know exactly what happened. He hit the gas instead of the brake, therefore he can blame this on a floor mat made by Toyota and GM will then issue a recall for it.

I see Antonov (and Soviet Russia in general) as more of a copycat designer. The An-225 is, in my eyes, an enlarged 747/C5 hybrid. The Soviets also pretty much copied America's space Shuttle, and even the Concorde. Have you heard about the Concordeski?

So.... Is this a plane wreck or a train wreck?

The business (Lufthansa) closed his loophole, and the dumbass came right back. If he hadn't tried again, it seems like the airline would have just let it go. So it serves him right.

If you're gonna be a dick and exploit the loophole, and then keep doing it (buying a new ticket after the first was canceled) then yes, you deserve to be shamed.

Because providing an "excellent" experiences is a good way to get the high-dollar traveler to buy your tickets. You, the poor person in coach, isn't of much concern to United. They realized, as have most airlines, that you will (essentially) buy whichever ticket is cheapest on Kayak. The premium cabins is where they…