i've known a few people with different addictions and issues, and they are always quick to throw out their sob story and the "i'll be 100% honest and doing the right thing" card because it's an easy way to get you, again

You want to talk airport scams, how about Hudson News charging me $6.75 for a box of Mike and Ike's that had way too many greens for my taste— now that's a scam! Well, so was this guy's thing, but still.

And Mike refuses to seek help/treatment and will not admit he can't do this on his own. I offered several times in the thread to locate a GA meeting close to him so he can start the process of getting better but he has not hit rock bottom yet. This won't end well for him.

I knew it was a series of tubes.

'Skirt Steak' sounds like a trans-phobic slur in waiting.

I remember when I was barely old enough to have moved out of my dad's house, I ordered a steak well-done at a restaurant. I'd never liked steak, but had been taught that meat always had to be well-done or you'd get salmonella. The waiter warned me against it. I'm glad I listened, because now I love good steak.

Well done? Ew.

Yeeaaah, she doesn't have a case. Everything has been dealt with. The bartender was fired. Not really sure what else could be done.

Side point that wasn't important enough to actually be in the post: I know this area very well — I'm from Mount Pleasant, the next neighborhood over from Adams Morgan — and it isn't an area I would've expected to see this story come out of. You'd be hard-pressed to find a more live and let live neighborhood in DC.

God, is it already 1995 again? Mega-mergers based on cheap credit resulting in heavily leveraged behemoths that will only go bankrupt or break apart in 5 years when the market goes to crap.

I was a tour guide at a fancy college. I was often assigned to VIPs and one time I gave a tour to Important Man V and his dad. His great-grandfather, IM II had bought us an enormous gym, while his grandfather IM III gave our rival a gym, and the local zoo was given something in the collective IM name. IM V showed up…

I am 90% sure that most of the people who are still really mad about the move are probably more upset about what it represented. It showed the NFL as being more about money than about heritage, which irked people. It showed that some out-of-town drunkard can rip the heart out of a city through years of mismanagement…

Scott Caan will play him in any future biopic.

Also. because the photo was snapped before he had fully formed his duck lips.

Doctor: Usually we don't let patients take pictures after surgery, but we'll let ya slide this time

"Hot nurses to crush, bro."

Not sure how a tweeted photo can smell like Axe Body spray, but here we are.

isn't it possible he just showed up to the surgery with his hair already styled?

Harper was disappointed that his hospital gown didn't have a collar he could pop for the photo.

If that is not the douchiest of douchebag pictures, I don't know what is. I mean, he has the douche hair, the thumbs up, and the half duck-face.