Or they could all fuck his girlfriend and instagram it

That's why they're building on an elevated platform, duh.

Here I sit, broken hearted. Paid $20, and only farted.

Ya, I didn't wanna bore people with the details but I was called out by *gasp* an admin!

but....it is a big deal.

replace the appropriate clauses in your statement with [black community]/[black player being the first in league X] and see how that sounds.

and it's wonderful that YOU couldn't care less about others' sexual preferences. unfortunately, a lot of people in the world DO care inordinately about…

Your username makes me think you are being facetious.

Give me your address and u can send some to you, but you'll gave to pick up the shipping. My current problem is my dog, a Great Pyrenees who loves the snow won't crap anywhere except on the path I cut to the garage. This has forced me to shovel out more areas just for the dog's 'use'. I have areas where the foot of…

BelAmi were amazing in the 90's.

I've seen a couple films from Prague that start this way...

Oh gee guy, you just set yourself up with that one. Walmart, chicken and truckers? Sounds like Arkansas to me...

Yup. This is going in every frame in my house instead of those lame pics of my kids or loved ones.

I'm glad someone was finally brave enough to push back on all the positive press gay people are getting lately. Thanks.

Wait, he's in a relationship with ANOTHER man? Fuck it all, man! THIS IS A SHITTY WAY TO FIND OUT I'M SINGLE AGAIN!

If you actually bought all those things at the airport it would cost closer to a thousand bucks.

It stills amazes me how well Apple designs even their internal hardware. While PS4's is already very clean and minimalistic, it's still got that electronic look to it. Apple's just looks sleek, on the inside.

It just goes to show that people who comment on the internet are the lowest lowlifes out there.

You forgot a few items:

Fancy drink recipes are even worse.
No, I'm not buying essence of edelweiss, blood herring bitters or that obscure Andorran licquor made by Knights Hospitallers just to make that "sure fire crowd pleasing" cocktail (garnished with star anise and an orchid!!!!!) recipe in the Wednesday food section of the paper.

Here's the real secret... "I get 400 emails a day" is the new "I'm super-busy, so I must be super-important" humblebrag.

You know, I recently spent a couple of weeks in a really poor country where babies regularly die from malaria, malnutrition, and a host of other easily preventative causes. I wonder how many of these anti-abortion crazies donate to Doctors Without Borders, volunteer to help low-income mothers, or lobby the government…