Why do they keep crossing the lines I have drawn in the sand?

Thanks. I forgot this is Jezebel, where we're all a bit nicer.

They have access to private jets that can get you somewhere 1.5 to 2 times faster with none of the hassle. Said jets usually have divans that easily convert into beds so you can fly overnight and still sleep peacefully. If you're on a BBJ you even have a private suite with a shower.

Private jets get you very far, very fast. Plus, depending on your star power you can build days long breaks into your shooting schedules. What's interesting is one mag has them in their worst fight ever and their competitor has them in their hottest phase ever. Which is it?

You'd hate me then... I have freckles and can be in the sun for hours.

You ever manage to get out of that trailer park of yours?

Because equality is still not a thing... so famous people coming out pushes the movement forward in its own way.

70's, 80's, 90's, 00's, 10's.

We all think we're straight before we admit that we're gay. I personally know very few people that did not have a "straight stage," whether they were actively boning girls or just pretending to.

That's because we take into account the likely millions of guys living in the closet. You cannot deny that there are a ton. Just look at Congressional scandals for a hint.

Gawker Media has always been a news aggregator that adds its own spin. Just like HuffPo, Buzzfeed and many other sites. You're just now realizing that?

Speaking of Presidential sex... I am all but certain that Barack and Michelle have had sex everywhere in the White House and on Air Force One.

Workaholics is the only reason I don't hate him.

You wouldn't have been the first.

Now I am more actually concerned... that someone curious about the makings of a bomb is unable to detect sarcasm.

Have you spent a week actually using a Mac to know its not your cup of tea? Or are you just assuming its not?

Should we be alarmed by your questions?

Considering flying is still many times safer than driving, you should be worried about stepping foot in your car.

Because now they won't conveniently ignore it.

Or my favorite: