Yup. Here is a desktop:

You can't just sloppily place it in any Gawker Media post and expect it to be funny.

Since it is already in my clipboard from another post, why not:

Oh my, how things have changed.

It's for. Science.

Doesn't matter, iFixIt still gets the link juice it needs for SEO and Google Analytics has already registered that you're interested in such content.

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LOL they even ripped off the design.

Ah great, so now the thieves at Pornhub.com make it even easier to view pirated porn uploaded for pennies per hour by slaves/workers in India and the Philippines. Yay!

It's ironic, for sure. A lot of these Christians don't believe in contraception, since a book written 2000+ years ago told them that spilling your seed is abhorrent, an abomination, and God will strike you down if you waste it.

Who says they don't get real education?

Don't bring Rush Limbaugh's twelve ex-wives into this conversation.

None of them do any of that.

That and have a firm spray for pesticides every single day. The resulting diseases will eventually thin the herd.

Wondering how many of these same parents let their kids play video games that are not age appropriate. Or surf the net without parental controls. Or lets their kids have iPhones. Or do a host of other things that would make them equally horrible in their own eyes.

Instead, the kids will now spend their evening home playing GTA V.

We live in a digital age where, as a guy, your eye can wander quite a bit. You're not just looking at some hot girl walking by while you and your wife sit at a cafe

Nah, just a health law and policy expert

Sorry, but the Hippocratic Oath would stop any doctor with a shroud of common sense and/or respect for his/her profession from performing those procedures against the will of someone that has not even been charged with a crime.

Yes, PHP. Or JSP if you're enterprise and they make you just because.