Y’know, I’ve decided that I don’t care which— I’ll be happy if there are real indictments coming, and I’ll be happy as long as Trump is feeling miserable & paranoid & dyspeptic, so I win either way.

I keep hearing rumors about indictments coming, and I’m wondering if that’s actually happening or if someone keeps “leaking” it to fuck with him.

Sometimes they go to their car, put on a different hat, put on a different shirt, come in and vote again.

voter ID is, in fact, very important

He looks like he pays someone to pick all the oaties out of the Lucky Charms before eating the marshmallows with leftover McDonald’s grease.

He’s clearly referring to the box tops you can save and choose to either use as an ID to allow you to vote or send away for a Cap’n Crunch light up keychain.

Enormous productivity? They passed one bill that could even close to be called major legislation, and it did nothing except give money to billionaires and jack up the deficit. I mean, I’m glad they failed on every other front to pass their stupid laws, but how can this guy claim they were productive? The lowest bar…

Hah..nooooo I’m older than that. Francis Peay. Who followed Denny Green, and preceded Barnett.

All true. I like your comment that we’re not a “traditional school” but in the category of “other good schools.” Like we’re at the little kids’ table at Thanksgiving. True, but funny. When I was at NU, they ended a 30+ game losing streak, and 4-7 was enough to get the coach a multi-year extension.  

“What kind of psychopath has a fire going at 8 a.m. on a Wednesday? In their office?”

“Let’s meet up for a glass of water and some saltines before you head back to Wisconsin. Talk about the good times, when people weren’t so familiar with what gormless shits we are.”

Best we can figure is 13.8 billion years have passed since the start of the universe. It's just that the last few decades have been exceptionally fucky. 

Oh it’s going to be apeshit. While I’d like to believe Dems could pull off a decisive victory against such an unmitigated shitstorm by simply running a candidate on the right correct side of the issues that Americans care about (i.e. healthcare, cost of living, economic equality, etc.), the midterms seem to indicate,…

The louse speaks. He wants to make sure this gets passed so they can have ammo against a “future” president.

Agree.  I also wanted to smash things when the Big 10 had 12 teams and the Big 12 had 10 teams.

The right’s ‘respect’ for veterans is as transparent as their ‘respect’ for life. If the left’s candidate is a Purple Heart recipient, you question whether he earned those medals at all. When your candidate is too bone-spurred to have been of any military use, you shit on a Gold Star family and mock POWs.

At no point…

As a Northwestern alum, I’ll say that anything that gets us two more conference wins a year is fine with me.

Yes, she is literally the same as the guy who poisoned Flint, because of a *checks notes* person on her transition team.

that needed to be near one of the biggest airports in the nation.

Yes, and when he didn’t, they got really... bored. They just moved on. No single person broke with Trump over his repeated insults or failures to apologise. Republicans joke about parents treating their kids like that and having a generation of brats (which is just agism, but as we know, -ism doesn’t stop…