That loud wheeping noise you hear around the DC area right now is the Metro crying while reaching for its gun to kill itself. 

I've made similar comment. Remember when Dubya was the most embarrassing thing the Republicans did?

Speaking of a hard pass....

Seriously.  Trump’s like the guy you include in a group of dudes just because he makes everyone else look better by default.

“It’s very hard to sell American wine in the nation we import wine from because there are entire regions of the country for which given types of wine are named. Strangely, it’s difficult to get people who have been making a beverage longer than our nation has existed to drink our grape-derived Budweiser equivalent.”

I…

And this on the 3 year anniversary of the Daesh led Paris attack...for shame tRump.

Our cruelest DHS Secretary in decades was fired for not being cruel enough. This is who we are now, America.

*whispers*

I am so tired of billionaires. Why can’t they just hang out on their yachts, marry/date people decades their junior, and develop a nice, manageable coke habit? Their skewed view of themselves, self regard pumped up by the idea that only smart, prescient people can be rich, has them pushing themselves forward in all…

The Gawker gods care not...

Someone on twitter made a very good joke; this is a perjury trap in much the same way a bank is a robbery trap

“She’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When she comes after ya, she doesn’t seem to be livin’ until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’...”

Or when they mocked John Kerry’s purse hearts with purple band-aids at the RNC. Supporting the troops for the GOP is completely subjective, so fuck’em for being snowflakes in this current situation.

Shared a hi def version on Twitter. These things should follow one - if one is a Nazi dumbass. 

Beat me to it.

I goddamn guarantee you right wingers are mocking the shit out of Tammy Duckworth.

The whole thing is so inane; maybe public figures should grow some thicker skin.

Pinches nose... Oh for fucks sake that’s a Native American Thunderbird. So no, it’s not suspect. 

Surprise! Party that places greed and the hording of personal wealth above all else cannot get their rank&file to give up their money. Amazing!