“When Republicans are elected, people die.”

In another irony, the town of Hell, Michigan experienced the first snowfall of the year this morning.

Scott also threatened to sic his Death Eaters on the people of Broward and Palm Beach counties.

You have to look it like the “fast, cheap, high quality” management triangle, where you can have any 2, but not all 3.

But it’s perfectly ok for the White House to put out a blatant lie that Jim Acosta manhandled a woman because Donny poopy diapers didn’t like being asked tough questions. 

DeVos is a billionaire GOP donor who bought her seat.

True.

He was also so clearly out of his league. The man is, in every sense of the term, a fucking idiot and it was exposed in spectacular fashion on the national stage. 

Nah,

In addition to losing to a teacher, his defeat was made even sweeter by the fact that the whole Foxconn deal, which was supposed the thing that indefinitely secured his future as governor and bolstered any higher political aspirations he might have, turned out to be such an obvious grift and became a huge albatross…

Oh yeah? (Clint Eastwood cowboy music plays) I bet you my dismiss trigger finger is even faster than yours.

Yep, and it’s been much appreciated.

Tomatoface is a longtime troll whose various usernames used to somehow relate to tomatoes, as a kind of game to try and pretend like he was so clever that no one could figure it out (someone always did). Although he stopped using those kinds of names exclusively a while ago.

Apparently. 

And, as always, there’s a tweet:

Amazing how Trump is now so suddenly concerned about young women being inappropriately touched.

“President Trump believes in a free press and expects and welcomes tough questions of him and his Administration.”

He’s not smart. 

Because, regardless of what Trump put him through, at his core Jeff Sessions is still an evil and loathsome human being who would rather the entire country be burned to the ground, than see one single GOP member be brought to justice for his crimes. 

Yep. If you have some extra money lying around now would be a really good time to invest in seatbelt companies, because we’re in for one hell of a rough ride from this point on.