It’s hard to purge someone who has approximately 5,000 burner accounts on here.

Yeah, people NEVER make jokes about historical abominations:

No they can’t be moved.

Hell GWB was actually able to turn his occasional mangling of the English language into a humorous and charming character trait with his self deprecating reactions when he’d correct himself.

No shit. Orville Redenbacher himself couldn’t make enough popcorn for what’s going to be needed to watch the utter implosion that’s going to take place over the next 24 months.

The meltdown that’s going to happen once the House subpoenas Trump’s tax returns, or when Mueller finally drops indictments on people like Don Jr. and Roger Stone, is going to be end of “Raiders of the Lost Ark” esque.

I’m actually super excite to see him sweat bullets now that he can’t hide behind the GOP house majority anymore. He’s fucked. 

On the flip side, the people of Texas once again showed their tolerance for different species by re-electing a snake to the senate.

Sadly, this time the Russians are actually trying to help the Reich and it’s beloved fuhrer win.

When are all you stoopid libturdz going to realize that voting is a privilege and not a right? MAGA!!!!!

Those developments are indeed some fine ass grade A schadenfreude elixir.

Florida and Texas were a couple of embarrassments as usual.

Things broke pretty much the way the experts said they would. The house was the biggest victory within reach for the Democrats and they came through. The Senate was never a realistic possibility and losing a few seats doesn’t change much in the short term.

Which is exactly what we were screaming to the purity ponies in 2016 and why Trump could not be allowed to win at all costs.

Tomato is just trolling. 

And they can do exactly what the Democrats did the past several years. Raise all the hell they want only to be gaveled down and dismissed.

I never said it was a guarantee. Of course things can change, but just because things swung a certain way in the past it doesn’t mean that pattern is doomed to be repeated in 2020.

Yeah that thinking is fucking bullshit.

There won’t be any impeachment. And it would be a waste of time since the senate would only acquit him anyway.