This is fucking heartwarming

It would be amazing if this became a hilarious game of state gift one-upmanship.
PF: Rock with a cross on it.
PO: Seeds in a box made of a cathedral.
HMQEII: Whiskey, bitches, from my own estate.
PF: Um...my pointy hat!
PO: MY WIFE'S BICEPS!
HMQEII: Stonehenge.
PF: Ah...the Sistine Chapel?
PO: I'm out. We don't have…

Pretty sure, I am second-guessing the exclamation point though.

Yum.

BASKETS! THEY USE FUCKING BASKETS! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. *jumps into traffic*

I love how intense Alex looks with that basket. Is he going to take the basket outside and kill it or make hot sexy sexy with it? NO ONE KNOWS!

I'm so disappointed that Alexander Skarsgard doesn't balance his groceries on his head, or walk through the store juggling them.

They have arms!

Is this how sad these magazines have gotten? They have to use a photo from over 4 years ago to show, "they're just like us"?

I would take an aftersex selfie, but I'm pretty sure a picture of me waving would be pointless.

I don't want to be "that lady" but I believe it is e.e. cummings. No capitalization.

'Sconnie here. you made my WEEK.

I mean, Scott Walker's career makes sense, all of a sudden.

This story has never been unveiled and I'm three whiskeys deep while dinner is still-a-cookin' so I figured "hey why not put it on the internet?!" I know, I know, my genius is unmatched. So, anywho—-

Rosa Parks: My Story (Original Draft)

I dunno man, I haven't seen a cosmo since about 2002 and myself and every woman I know are in the age demographic you just posted.

Goddamn it, I love dogs. So I want to crack a joke about Ryan Braun eagerly spreading peanut butter on his nutsack, but I can't tarnish Hank's reputation like that.

Hello all. I go to Fond du Lac High School and actually did the artwork for this story. I worked very closely with Tanvi Kumar when she wrote this piece and can honestly say there is nothing she could have possibly done better. (I'd also like to give the highest praise to our wonderful instructor, Matt Smith. He…

No one should have to see the little creature.

"Jeez - do a push up, kid."