They were aiming for the autistic volunteer next to her.

Cool. Spent some time in Delhi about 4 years ago. And no, I didn't wear jeans there. 🙂

I fly about 6-8 times per year, about once or twice a year internationally. Not sure if that counts as “frequent” in your opinion. I’m comfortable in jeans and dresses, and there are lots of other comfortable fabrics that would also work.

Airlines are not public transportation. They’re privately owned.

Same here. I said that while I don’t want a throwback to the values of the 60s, but I’d like to go back to the fashion values that dictated you dressed up to fly or go to a casino, and my husband called me “bougie”. Maybe so, but I don't want to sit on an three hour flight next to a guy wearing Garfield pajama pants…

It looks like you’re trying to write a convention speech. Would you like to use a template?

Ahh, these must be the terrorists the GOP keeps yammering about. Yes, please take away their weapons.

I married the only guy I met (in person) on OKC, and I did indeed send the initial message. Since he had recently been to both Kenya and Indonesia doing social justice-type stuff, I started by saying “Either you’re a secret Muslim, or you’re doing the Lord’s work searching for missing birth certificates...” After an…

Good thing someone reserved the seat next to her. Don't want to end up having to sit on the floor.

"A Plus. Gollllld Star... you're a goddamn moron, Blake."

At least another 20% are lying.

The real question here is "How does it feel to be friends with a total pedophile?"

About 2 years ago, we realized my husband has a yeast allergy, meaning he had to stop drinking beer (and eating bread and pizza, etc... he was basically suicidal for a few weeks after discovering it.) This is a brutal insult-to-injury article for him, because now he can't even use this tip to drink wine or liquor.

That was my very first thought. I was terrified that pancake was going to murder someone, or brainwash some other people into doing it for him. #helterskelter

This is just bullshit. As a card-carrying member of Noodle Soakers Local 653, I'm offended by this blatant attempt to undercut the industry. You think it's easy, that you're going to just stroll in there in your monokini and kick back for half an hour. But you have no idea the hours we Noodlettes have put into our…

Right? I'm so curious about what his secret ingredients are!

Whoa... foreshadowing.

May I highly, highly recommend L'Oreal's EverSleek, or any of their sulfate-free line? It's about $6, but as someone with very fine, tangly, uncooperative hair, it's so amazing. My stylist said yesterday "Your hair is better than I've ever seen it. It feels so soft and strong!"

So you've been growing your hair out since childhood, but then you go and buy a type of shampoo known for being completely destructive to hair. Then you go one step farther and get the generic version?

Using Prince Harry's anemic strawberry blonde scruff as the token beard for this article is just wrong. I submit for your consideration Vincent Kartheiser. This picture is so yummy, I forgot for 20-30 seconds that Pete Campbell is an insufferable dick.